With cricket dominating the air time, most people might have missed some stunning news from the tennis world (not readers of this blog I bet!). Two times in a month! Most players would be happy to do it twice in as many years- ask Roddick. Wonder what is going through Federer’s mind. He doesn’t really like losing (duh, who does?). And while most people would shrug it off as being in minor tournaments, Federer likes to win everything he participates in – look at the record! This isn’t a big scare or anything- [tag]Federer[/tag] will figure the guy out and beat him the next time they meet and everyone will forget about the two losses. But he was on the verge of the continuous victories record and I had a feeling that no one would be able to meet the mark he set now. Sadly, the streak is gone but all credit to [tag]Canas[/tag] for coming back stronger from the drug use ban. It’s good that tennis isn’t getting the cricket kind of coverage in India lest people start wondering if it is the end of the Federer era or something!

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I am a fan of Steffi Graf. Who isn’t? I found this funny video on YouTube and I decided our loyal readers deserve some fun too. So, here is the link.

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Now would probably be the best time to review the cricket of the last two weeks, praise the Bangladesh team, feel happy for the journeymen players from Ireland and rant about the bad performance of the sub-continenet’s giants. Each of these has been done to death. My own views on the Irish and Bangladesh teams: I still think Ireland and Bangladesh in the next round means that there will be extra pressure on the teams to max these two and margin for error in the remaining matches is minimal. Also, the quality of cricket will suffer irrespective of what Whatmore might think/say.

I digressed completely. Ah yes, the first match of the Super8s: Australia vs WI. A mouth-watering clash. Australia came into the tournament with a few things to prove. While they did beat SA comfortably, there was a period during the match when SA was cruising – before Kallis won it for the Aussies. The batting looks strong- it always did. The bowling still looks iffy to me. They don’t seem to be able to contain aggressive batsmen. And in the last few matches against the Windies, they have won the finals of

tournaments and lost the league games- A cause for worry? The West Indian team also has come through without any losses and they are looking like a settled unit to me. Not as experienced as the Aussies maybe, but they are well versed with the local conditions. Their batting is not as strong as the Aussies’ perhaps: let’s see current form [tag]Hayden[/tag] and [tag]Gilchrist[/tag] are better, Ponting better, Clarke better (marginally only). But the bowling, that’s the key: The West Indians don’t have world beaters but their bowling is nagging, effective and with [tag]Gayle[/tag] and [tag]Samuels[/tag] turning their arms over, has variety. Australian bowling has variety only in the form of Hogg- I don’t think Lara is worried! and I am not sure if Symonds will be bowling too much.

On paper Australia look favorites but it will be a question of whether the West Indian bowlers can restrict the free flowing Aussie line-up. If they can and they bat decently, they should win. As is always the case when playing the Aussies, you need to bat, bowl and field well to win. In this case the bowling is especially important as the batting is capable of handling the likes of Tait and Hogg.

My prediction: Australia wins.

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This is another post on the same theme – the theme that asks for supporters and not fans. Every time I feel disappointed with the Indian team’s performance – the coverage on the news channels (alright – I get just Sahara Samay here, and its bad but I am sure its representative of the kind of coverage that goes on) and the kind of reactions expressed, just drive me to want to support the Indian team.

1. Cricket is a sport – a game. Its not a question of life and death. We, as fans/supporters have every right to feel cheated/disappointed/angry with the team’s performance. We however have no right to abuse their personal space and their families. The police having to spend resources to protect the houses of our players is ridiculous – not for the action but for the need arising to do it.
2. The players are not in the game to fulfill our fantasies and dreams. It’s a career for them. It’s what gives them their daily bread and luxuries. They can make money only over a limited timeframe – a shelf life shall we say? It is absolutely valid for them to earn money from other avenues like promotions and [tag]advertisements[/tag]. To suggest that their advertisements are the cause of their poor performance is sheer stupidity. Does your work get affected by your dealing on the stock market or investing your money in banks? Or for that matter by your working for your local Rotary Club or heck even by your watching a movie? The board and the coach arrange for sufficient matches and training camps. As long as the players attend these – we have no right to cry foul.
3. Saying that the players should be banned from advertisements is completely unfair – as is suggesting that their performance should dictate the amount they get paid for advertisements. It’s a statement unfair not only to the players but also to the companies they represent in the ads. Let the market decide what they should pay whom. Also next time we read a report saying that a player’s sex life affects quality of performance on the sports field, will we go ahead and regulate his sex life too?
4. The players DO NOT work on tax-payers’ money. We do not pay him his salary. Just like we don’t demand that Amitabh Bachchan should only be paid if we like the movie, we have no right to demand that the player should only be paid if we like what he does on the ground.
5. Also while a loss in the first round is shameful and unexpected – it does not mean that the team is shit. TV channels seem thrilled to get opinions from viewers that literally use these words about them.  It means that our performance was not good enough this time around. If we have doubts about the quality of their performance – we have the option to stop watching their games altogether – without wanting them stoned/burnt or worse killed.
6. “India Great” when we win a match and “India Worst” when we lose a match – and have these emotions swing wildly every match is not a done thing. Just like everyone else, the players too will appreciate stability of emotions. Either hate the team and do not follow them or support them and bear the low performances. Do not be like the creepy friend who only sticks to you when you have the money to spend on him. No one wants the wild swinging between heavens and prayers and then effigy burning and stoning.
7. The MPs and MLAs demanding a probe into the performance will be better off allowing the CBI to conduct the probes into them in a free and fair manner. And would you mind being not corrupt for a change please? And minding some slightly more important business about running the country?
8. Can the channels and people concentrate their efforts on tracking down real villains and criminals rather than attack the soft targets that the players are?
9. Finally what are we really pissed about – the fact that we crashed out of the WC or the fact that rich cricketers crashed out of the WC ?

I know I have repeated my points over and over again but then so do the newschannels.

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Dear Rahul and Team,

I must thank you guys for sparing me the agony of at least six more sleepless nights over the next one month. I must thank you for saving me and my friends the countless hours spent at work talking about you guys, and which of you will do well and how. I must thank you for saving my evenings, which can now be spent in ways more productive than just watching some boring one-sided cricket on TV.

I must thank you guys for saving all the dinnertime conversations with friends and family and relatives. Cricket, I think was taking up too much space there, and we weren’t talking enough about other (and more important) things. Normalcy should be restored now.

There are some less trivial things i must thank you for. You guys were being used in some really awful ads, and I’m happy that those guys are going to lose out now. Sachin’s sunfeast ad, the egg ad with the Bombay team, Rahul in Sansui and Bank of Baroda, and most importantly the really irritating and awful Pepsi ad. Now that I won’t watch much more of the world cup, I’ll also be saved the agony of watching all these things. Hopefully the awesome Nike commercial should still continue.

Best of all, I must thank you for initiating the bankruptcy of the awful Sony Entertainment Television. As I had described in my previous post last week, they would stand to be one of the largest losers thanks to this loss. Hopefully this setback means they will never ever try to bid for sport again. What with their 5 ball overs, and ads during every possible break, and no proper highlights package, and really really awful pre-match and post-match shows.

I might be repeating myself but I thank you for ridding us of that Mandira. She thinks she looks good, but she sucks at cricket. Just can’t speak. Myabe your loss will inspire her to abandon her noodle straps and whatever else Satya Paul designed for her, and go do another Shanti. As long as she stays away from sport, I’ll be forever indebted to you.

And last but not the least, I must thank you for putting in your best efforts and trying to give us a good world cup. Unfortunately, sport being sport, there will always be upsets and you guys are returning home sooner than expected. Just chill for a while, spend some time with your families and maybe play some football. And don’t even think about cricket till the selections for the Bongla tour are due. A break was long overdue, and you have it now. Make the best use of it.

Thanks again for everything, and hope you will be protected against those imposters who, claiming to be fans, will stone your houses, burn your posters and maybe even try Escobar one or more of you. All the best for everything in the future.

Thanks and regards,
SKimpy

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Cricket is a religion in India. The players are treated like Gods. When we attack temples and mosques that represent the real Gods – why would the treatment be any different for the sporting Gods? We are a country of hype – no one would ever deny that. We are a country of extremes – no one would deny that either. But it seems that we are a country of fanatics too. For, who gave us the right to attack a cricketer’s house? Who gave us the right to pelt stones at the their families? Who told us that we owned the cricketers and we could treat them anywhich way we wanted?

Cricket may be a religion, it may be a passion, it may be a first love for many – but why do we insist on forgetting that above all else it is still a sport. Not a battle of life and death. A sport in which victory and loss are fickle guests for every team. A sport which is made exciting by its cliched but true glorious uncertainties and twists and turns. If everything went to plan and the stronger team were to win all the time – not only would the game be no fun – India wouldn’t ever have been the World Champions in 1983.

The Indian team has plenty of fans – nay fanatics but seemingly just a handful of supporters. It’s almost as if an army of Team India -Baiters (News Channels, Ex-Cricketers and Fanatics) just wait for a chance to start abusing the players and to push them off the pedestal they stand on. But hold on a minute – who put them on the pedestal? For the life of me, I can’t remember a Sachin or a Rahul proclaiming that they were sporting Gods and should be worshipped as such! That their place was on a pedestal! If we put them on the pedestal, let’s atleast respect their personal lives just that little bit. Criticism? Sure. But let it involve a balanced view. Disappointment? Ofcourse! Frustration? That our right. Attacks? Hell no. But amongst all the rambling – my expression of thoughts is not even a patch on Rudyard Kipling’s classic – “And if you can face Triumph and Disaster – and treat those two imposters just the same – you will be a man my son!” About time we accepted the lows of Indian cricket with the highs.

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I wrote this a few hours after two of the most shocking upsets in World Cup history. Both India and Pakistan have lost. India still have some hope, with that big win against Bermuda and a game in hand. Pakistan, however, have no such hope. Having already lost to the West Indies, they are out of the world cup.

The Format

When the organizing committee of the Cricket World Cup (CWC2007) came up with the present format, it was hailed by one and all. “We give a chance to the minnows, polish them off and have a proper world cup in the 92 format among the 8 major teams”, they said. Most people nodded. One thing, however, that people didn’t reckon was about the impact of an upset.

The pair of Saturday’s upsets has created havoc in the world cup schedule. Ireland are most probably through to the super eight, and Bangladesh will also be fancying their chances. However, it is unlikely that the minnows can consistently sustain their form, and this means that their games in the super eight will be rendered useless. Another upset, and England’s poor form could actually render the whole super eight exercise to a sham!

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2007 was the season where [tag]Kimi[/tag] was supposed to get his deliverance and early signs appear that way. The ‘Iceman’ led the [tag]Australian grand prix[/tag] from start to finish with a performance that would worry Ron and his two talented drivers at Mclaren. Let’s just put Kimi on hold for a second and look at the real hero of the race: [tag]Lewis Hamilton[/tag].

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The expected thrashing was handed out to the Bermudans. The reason I don’t write much about the glorious return to form of Sehwag or the batting of Yuvraj and Sachin is that we now need to focus on the SriLanka game. Here are some of my requests to the Indians.

• [tag]Sourav Ganguly[/tag], please rotate the strike. He was unable to get the ball away against Bermuda but during the entire period, was hardly looking to get the singles.
• [tag]Sehwag[/tag], when you need to get to that ball outside the off-stump, please move the feet. Bermuda is one thing but against Vaas, it will be trouble.
• Indian fielders, more commitment on the field please. I see other teams with old guys throwing themselves around when needed while we still believe in “safe” fielders.
• Indian bowlers, ball on the stumps to tail-enders please (not on  the leg stump). We could have got them out for less than 130 yesterday after 110-8.
• Batsmen, we know what you guys can do but consistency would be appreciated.
• [tag]Dravid[/tag], on the Port of Spain wicket Sehwag should probably be used a little more and even brought into the attack earlier (Sachin and Yuvraj too).
• Team management, [tag]Kumble[/tag] over [tag]Harbhajan[/tag]. I have never believed Harbhajan is a great bowler but we might need him to bowl tightly if we do go through.

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